Ewwwwwww! I just hit a raccoon! Oh, it was already dead, but still. It was huge (I don't know how I didn't see it) so my car really went up, up, up and over with that awful, dull thud. I "ew ew ew'd" all the way home and when I got out of my car I could swear I smelled dead raccoon on my car. I'm totally going through the car wash tomorrow.
I should have opened sporty commercial week with a Monday Night Football ad, but I just wasn't that organized. So, you're getting it (late) on hump day instead. This ad is super appropriate for my day (sorry for the roadkill scene, but it was just too fitting)! I love this guy*, because I too, have completely useless talents. Of course, I've found the perfect job that capitalizes on such ridiculous gifts as: wiping bottoms, blowing rockstar raspberries, freeze dancing, and (forgive my big head!) my mad duck, duck, goose skillz. Also, as my kiddos like to point out, my belly button makes a cool noise when tapped and my nose just begs to be slobbered on (that's Adi- bedtime ritual).
*I hope for his sake he isn't a Lions fan or his job will be sunshine and rainbows compared to this football season.