I don't know if infomercials fall under Adbits jurisdiction, but the Neckline Slimmer is too funny not to mention. I particularly love that there are three levels (beginning, medium, and advanced). With all due respect, if you buy this and cannot immediately start at the advanced level you likely have other muscles you should be toning before tackling that turkey neck. That being said, it is becoming abundantly clear to me as I approach my 30th birthday that this could be a useful tool (in theory). But then I look at it and it is too hilarious to be legit. What do you think?