- At a cake testing the wives and Poly-Kody decided to close their eyes to take a vote. He stood up and manically danced, confirming my theory that jerks also have jerky dance moves. Really though, I'm moved to nausea anytime he so much as inhales.
- While the wives and K were checking out a reception sight Wife #1 made a joke about a stripper pole, noting there were four poles. Convenient! Each wife grabbed a pole while K flexed in the middle. Similarly, my stomach muscles flexed as everything about him makes me heave.
- As he dressed for his (fourth) wedding, a wife assisted with his tie. He looked at her with what I think were supposed to be his best bedroom eyes and commented on how nice she looked, moving in for a kiss and clearly wishing he didn't have to rush off to that pesky wedding.
I looked for a polygamy commercial on YouTube but to no avail. I did however find a couple commercials featuring nudists. The one below was my favorite, but if you have your druthers you can go find the rather dirty Red Bull nudist commercial.