Wednesday, December 15, 2010

WWW Wednesday

Whine:  Am I fourteen freaking years old again!?  My face seems to think so!  Just in time for holiday pictures my skin is breaking out!  Never mind that I'm in my 30s now!  Pore pore me.  Is zit just me or does anybody else have this problem?  Pimplease say I'm not the only one.  I can hardly face myself in the mirror. It's making me skinsane.

Wish: I wish my fabulous readers would check out this new blog!  My dear, dear friend just started a blog about the dairy farm she and her husband bought after years of working in corporate America.  Yes, this is the very dairy farm where I had this experience and this one too!  She is a lovely writer with lots of interesting things to say.   And do you love the name of this blog or what?!  Truth or Dairy.  Cute!  Check it out!

Woo-hoo!  It's my 300th post! That means I've blogged once every 1.68 days since July 27, 2009.  This milestone sort of snuck up on me, so i didn't have time to plan anything special.  I guess we'll have to make do with an impromptu poem:
Ad Bits Hits 300
Woo hoo!  It's my 300th post!
Here's some e-champagne- let's toast!
To commercials: the funny and rotten
And my rockstar readers!
May you never be forgotten!
You stick by me through every dumb pun
When I know there are days you want to run
Away from jokes that are cheesy at best
I put your sense of humor to the test!
Every Wednesday I wish and whine
You put up with my every semi-rhyme.
You are the coolest readers in the sphere
Putting up with my poor punctuation makes that clear!
I love to bring you commercials and chuckles galore-
here's to a silly and fun 300 more!

If you've been reading Ad Bits for a while, there's no doubt you're wildly sick of this totally inappropriate (read: get your kids out of the room) commercial, but it's still my fave, so it's getting another go 'round!


Amanda said...

Congrats on post #300!!!

Carla said...

You are hilarious. Who doesn't love puns?! AND the ad wizards who came up with this commercial! : )

Nicki Woo said...

You and the puns are always so fun! You make me want to come back everyday, just to say,
how much fun I have reading your puns!

I wanted to write you a pun, but I suck at it. So I wrote you a lame poem, hope you like it.

300 posts! That's fantastic! I hope I grow up to be a zitty 300 post blogger just like you. I really do. But if your zits clear up, then I'd like mine to clear up too.

Anonymous said...

Il semble que vous soyez un expert dans ce domaine, vos remarques sont tres interessantes, merci.

- Daniel