Whine: Hooray! The sun is finally showing its bright, beautiful face these days! It's still cold, but I can live with that if it means getting a little Vitamin D via sunny rays! So what's the whine? I hate to do it for fear Mother Nature reads Ad Bits and will take my sunshine away for all my ungratefulness. It's just that... well... with all the sun shining into my home, the obscene level of dust in my home is reeeeeaaalllly noticeable. Embarrassingly noticeable. I guess I could just dust, but it may be easier to somehow place mirrors strategically about to create the illusion of a clean home.
Wish: Oh geez. I wish the TWO GIANT bowls of ice cream (it was low fat!) I just ate could just not count. Do you hear me Fat Fairy? Could you just let that slide? Thanks.
Woo-hoo! Dancing With the Stars is back! I only started watching at the end of last season, so I'm a newbie, but I'm pumped to be watching this season from the get-go. I haven't picked my faves yet, but I think I've decided on my least favorites. Wendy Williams for instance? Is a bit too abrasive for me. Plus every time she so much as swings a hip I'm worried her giant knockers are going to pop out of her dress. I mean they're impressive, yes, but they stress me out. Likewise, Kendra Wilkinson just makes me uncomfortable when she does things like sniff her armpits on live national television. I can't get behind that. It didn't break my heart to see Mike Catherwood go (sorry, SPOILER) last night (mostly because I had no idea who he was). But I was sad to see Lacey Schwimmer leave because I think she's the best female dancer. So there's my DWTS recap. Are you watching? Who are you cheering for? I'm in the market for a favorite.
I know I JUST did a Starburst commercial yesterday, but really. They are so funny I think they deserve a two day spread.