Today I had Molly's parent-teacher conference. They don't seem to think she's ready to enroll in college Doogie Howser-style as I do, but they aren't kicking her out either so that's good news. Maybe they got wind about her super gluing her face yesterday and deducted points. (She wasn't super glued TO anything, just general smearage on her sweet little face.)
We also went to the library because I wanted to take out Charlotte's Web to read to M (but did not want to dig through a bajillion dusty boxes to find my old copy.) Once I had it in my hands though I started to have second thoughts. There's the whole spider dying thing (uh- spoiler alert), and I'm certainly not going to start picking up live spiders around the house just because they may be one of Charlotte's babies. Then there's the whole topic of pig slaughtering. And if I'm unwilling to save spiders' lives, I'm loath to prepare separate vegetarian dishes for my three year old. I will be preserving her carnivorism as long as possible, thank you very much.
I hope you all had a wonderful Tuesday, in which you did not have to be laughed out of a preschool room for merely suggesting Princeton next year. Or deprive your child of a literary classic for your own selfish purposes.
OMG! It's Justin Bieber's birthday today!!! Eeeeeee! Anyone out there have the fever?!