Here it is: I liked the halftime show. I liked it! I liked everybody performing, the music they played, the moves they busted… I liked it. Here are what some of my Facebook friends had to say about it:
~"I would have signed up for a couple of colonscopys if I knew the halftime show was going to be that painful."
~"Best half time show ever, Slash did it for me. Love Black Eyed Peas but come on, Fergie, Slash, and Guns n Roses! Yeah baby!"
~"usshhheerrrr is soooo damn sexy! Best part of the superbowl by far!"
~"Is the halfime show over yet? Oh yeah Fergie SUCKS!!!!"
~"last night's half-time show by Black Eyed Peas was a good reminder that sometimes lip-syncing is the best option."
Whatevs. I like glo-in-the-dark stuff so I was totally content. I also love dancers wearing boxes on their heads so there was that too.
A lot of people are complaining Slash is too old to be rocking at the Super Bowl; others complain the BEP’s megatron-y schtick has completely worn out its welcome. Maybe. Here are some other things well past their prime (the fat jiggler only arguably so!):
Are you dying to know what I was snacking on during the Super Bowl. Just a PACK of chips. They’re STEEL a classic snack! Just kidding. Here’s a picture I took just for Ad Bits: