I was trying to get Adrienne dressed today- I put her onesie on uneventfully, I put her cute little tights with the bear on the bottom on uneventfully, then it was time to put her skirt on. It didn't want to go over the bulky tights, so I stood her up and wiggled the skirt. It didn't budge. I wiggled harder. No go. I yanked upward and she fell downward. As in face first onto the hard wood floor.
I quickly picked her up and looked at her stunned little face. "Boom?" I asked hopefully. She screamed. She wailed. I apologized and apologized. I admitted I was a terrible Mommy and she sniffled in recognition. My mom (we were at my parents' house, so they actually OWN the horrible hard floors and I think should shoulder some of the blame) ran in to see what was the matter and Adrienne reached for her. Then I was mad and guilty.
When all the hullabaloo settled I saw... the blessed skirt was still. not. on.
This was one accident I wish would have announced itself. Here are some more: