Ha! In all my commercial-with-talking-animals days I have never seen a chatty shark! I like it. Of course, Snickers could do a whole ad campaign around mice and mailboxes and I'd still adore every advertising mastermind on Snickers' payroll.
Even if I did have to endure a few shark nibbles, I'd be happy to mow down a couple Snickers. You know, for science. For the fun of it, I Googled some shark jokes (I know what you're thinking and yes, it is your lucky day!):
What is the average shark's favorite movie? Shark Shank Redemption
Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky? The sky is Jet territory
Did you hear about the aquarium owner? His shark was worse than his pike
What did the shark say when something radical (!) happened: JAWESOME!
What did the shark plead in the murder case? Not gill-ty!
You're welcome!
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Oh yes, I'm glad you said you're welcome 'cause that was exactly what I was thinking. Thanks Jules, for those sharkerific jokes. I'm sure I'll be gill-ty of using them a lot. Maybe my kids can use them in school (that was supposed to be funny until I realized sharks don't swim in schools). Well then if not in school, maybe they can share these jokes when riding their pikes.
Your JAWS are really rubbing off on me.
Wahahaha! Sounds like you really sunk your teeth into those jokes! I was sad when I was FINished reading your comment!
Wahahaha! Sounds like you really sunk your teeth into those jokes! I was sad when I was FINished reading your comment!
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