- I'll have my ten year college reunion.
- I think this is the year I'm biting the bullet and getting a minivan.
- It will be my eight year wedding anniversary (will he get itchy?!).
My My My Meijer
Oh Non-Midwesterners. I have to pity you. To not have the convenience, the glory, the 24-hourness that is the Meijer SuperStore. Frantically searching for Static Guard before an early morning meeting? Meijer. Craving gummi bears during an all-night study session? Meijer. Must have shaving cream at 3:00 am? Meijer. Need to find a cop for a scavenger hunt? Meijer. Not to mention the stellar liquor selection, homemade (probably not) chicken fingers and mac 'n' cheese, live lobsters, and smooth rolling carts!
So naturally, Meijer has awesome commercials. Here's one of my favs:
Here's another, although I'm not sure why it's funny. This is how I always eat.
And one more for good measure: