I did not get up this morning to watch Kate and William's wedding. But I've been watching it on repeat every single moment since I woke up... I can't get enough of those two royal lovebirds! I totally want to be Kate Middleton. Not because she's married to William, no (I'm a bigger fan of Harry anyway), but because who the fajibbities doesn't want to be a princess?! I'll take my crown minus the paparazzi and scandal and scrutiny though thanks. And can she ever just bust out her nerdiest dance moves wearing her scuzziest sweats in the kitchen? Because that's a luxury I can't live without. It's probably better I'm just little old commoner Jules.
This is an important day. And you know I love to commemorate important days with stupid puns! I don't know about you guys, but I was totally throne by how many people showed up for the wedding. Some of the girls there were queen with envy. But William's bride got her cake and kate it too! I hope Harry Englands himself a nice girl; someone who isn't kingdumb. Now that the wedding is over, I have to say, I will sort of miss the princessant news coverage!