I say keep the lizards, cut the Naomi.
But she does redeem herself a bit here:
Why the sudden obsession with supermodel Naomi Campbell? Well, since you asked, I've been discovered. That's right. Your truly will be making her modeling debut this Saturday at the Eastwood Towne Center Mall. Ten models (giggle) were picked (read: begged) of the hundreds (?) in the Capital City area. I'm confident it has nothing to do with my good friend heading up the thing, and being short about ten models. I would also like to take this opportunity to announce my modeling retirement immediately following Saturday's debut. I'll be hanging up my catwalking heels, but certainly not the Naomi-esque diva attitude I've acquired since getting this gig two days ago. Stay posted for information on my new blog: The Life and Times of a Former Runway Model.