I Need Smutin' To Read

Know what I'm in the mood for?  Some smut.  Isn't it time for another Sookie Stackhouse novel to come out?  Another Stephanie Plum saga?  Maybe I should just go buy a Cosmo.  Know what I mean?  Isn't it just that time of year for some trashy reads?  According to Regis and Kelly the most depressed day of the year is January 17, which we are quickly approaching and I feel like the best way for me to battle the mid-winter blues is to invest in some mindless reading.  Any suggestions?

For Christmas I received a Kindle and I am completely enamored with it (even though I already lost my blessed charger).  Kindles are great for lots of things not the least of which is reading embarrassing, mindless books incognito.  Sitting on a plane reading Sizzling Sixteen by Janet Evanovich in hard cover for the world to see is more than mildly embarrassing.  Reading Sizzling Sixteen on a plane with your Kindle?  Sneaky and magnificent!  For all the other passengers know I'm doing my Bible study or re-reading The Brothers Karmazov.

In honor of trashy novels everywhere, here is a Fabio commercial to start your week.  He is also in a Toyota commercial, which is not on YouTube yet, but if you're lucky (???) maybe you'll catch it on your own tube.