It's a Dog Eat Carrot World

It turns out I am not any braver in 2011 than I was in 2010.  Pretty Little Liars starts its new season tonight and the previews already have me wetting the couch (because I'm too scared to get up and brave the bathroom.  When I walk in, the door makes the shower curtain move, convincing me somebody is in the shower waiting to kill me at my most vulnerable toilet moment).  On the other hand, I really, really want to know what happens this season.  What is a scaredy-pants to do?

Getting braver was not one of my New Years Resolutions.  I didn't exactly make any specific resolutions.  Weight-wise I just try year-round not to get too... well, round.  However, I am resolving to help my dog lose a couple Elle Bees.  She is being fed the "healthy weight" version of her food (I'm sure it's delicious!), I'm putting her on the treadmill daily (um, it's COLD outside.  When it gets above freezing again maybe we'll venture down the road), and I'm brushing at least a pound of fur off her daily (wouldn't it rock if we could shave a pound of hair off our legs daily?!)*

So that's the resolution I made.  To better someone who's not me.  Are any of you forcing a resolution on somebody?  It's fun!  Allie will be wearing her skinny jeans in no time:


*On second thought, that probably wouldn't rock as much as I originally thought.  That's actually very gross.