Shark Bits

Ha!  In all my commercial-with-talking-animals days I have never seen a chatty shark!  I like it.  Of course, Snickers could do a whole ad campaign around mice and mailboxes and I'd still adore every advertising mastermind on Snickers' payroll.


Even if I did have to endure a few shark nibbles, I'd be happy to mow down a couple Snickers.  You know, for science.  For the fun of it, I Googled some shark jokes (I know what you're thinking and yes, it is your lucky day!):

What is the average shark's favorite movie?  Shark Shank Redemption
Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky?  The sky is Jet territory
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?  His shark was worse than his pike
What did the shark say when something radical (!) happened: JAWESOME!
What did the shark plead in the murder case?  Not gill-ty!

You're welcome!