I'm JUST KIDDING! That dude couldn't be more unlike my husband! I just love the ad because of that mini giraffe. How much would I pay for one? Think second mortgage!
Here are three actual (Jim approved) facts about my better half:
1. He's an avid outdoorsman. How in the world he wound up with can't (read: won't) bait a hook Jules, is beyond me. He took me hunting once when we first started dating (I agreed because I was still trying to impress him, obviously). I slept the first half hour and then waited in the truck. He's a true conservationist for reals and I just love how he adores (and innately knows) everything outdoorsy.
2. He has big ears. And a great sense of humor about them. And thank goodness for that because he hears a lot. A lot of jokes, that is. :) My siblings affectionately (?) refer to me as "Lefty" because my left ear sticks out more than my right. Between Jim and I, our poor kids don't stand a chance in the ear department. Wear your hair long girlies!
3. He may be the last person on the planet without a Facebook account, he still wouldn't have a cell phone if work didn't require it, just recently did he start texting, and he wouldn't dream of "surfing" the internet. He fully supports my blog, but doesn't read it
There you have it Readers- the man juuuuuust crazy enough to end up with this spastic redhead!